1. i just wanna fuck a bald chick

    so that i can rub her head while fucking her

    and randomly start predicting the future like a crystal ball

  2. summershadowtwin:

    cakeisnotpie:

    ninjaboots:

    gayyourlifemustbe:

    cloakstone69:

    president-vanellope:

    wake up america

    this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

    In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

    In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you 

    … Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

    okay, wait, wait. There’s what everyone else thinks of as the South and then there’s the “Bless your heart” Deep South (Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina) and the “country” South (Kentucky, East Tennessee, North Carolina) and the Cajun South (Louisiana) and the Blues South (Arkansas and West Tennessee) and then there’s Texas which is Texas, a world unto itself.

    Can I tell people I live in what?  You live where, in what…you wouldn’t understand.

    Most people just think West, not North west and south west. Never heard there was a distinction.

  3. No take backs,
    oneknifek

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